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What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland   "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.
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You scored as C.G. Jung. You are more of a spiritualist than would be immediately apparent. Some of your notions are questioned by the cynical, but deep down you know the human consciousness is more than the flesh and tissue can account for. You tend to take a scientific observationist look on matters the average person wouldn't even begin to analyze. You personally are responsible for most of the ideas that are floating around in modern psychologist's/psychic's paltry little skulls. On the down side, you tend to be associated with that asshole Freud. </td> C.G. Jung 100% Miyamoto Musashi 83% Dante Alighieri 83% Friedrich Nietzsche 83% Sigmund Freud 58% Steven Morrissey 50% Adolf Hitler 50% Stephen Hawking 42% Jesus Christ 33% Elvis Presley 25% O.J. Simpson 17% Charles Manson 17% Mother Teresa 8% Hugh Hefner 0% What Pseudo Historical Figure Best Suits You? created with QuizFarm.com

For everyone that is going to Phreaknic X this year, MAKE YOUR HOTEL RESERVATION NOW!

So, I was in Algebra class Tuesday, and I needed to staple my homework since I had neglected to do so. Anyway, the girl next to me had a stapler, so I said "Hey, could I borrow your stapler for a second?" Her answer was replied in a snotty manner, "No." So, during break, I questioned her about this. I said, "Are you a germphobe because if that's not the case, I don't see why I can't borrow your stapler for a second." She replied, "I just didn't want you to use my stapler." I said, "Have I done something to offend you?" She replied, "Yes." I said, "What have I done?" She said, "You annoy the shit out of me. You ask too many questions." I said, "But I don't understand Algebra very well; therefore, I ask questions." She said, "So?"

Yeah. Wow. Needless to say, the rest of the class now seems to like me because she is such a bitch. I don't believe I have ever met someone that immature that they won't let someone borrow a stapler because they ask too many questions in class. I thought I was in class to learn. Apparently, she thinks she is in class to suck up to the teacher and sign her name on her desk. (And yes, she spent time signing her name on her desk) Might I also add that she had to use a calculator to multiply 8X5.

Um, so I thought I was in college?

My grandmother passed away today around 1:30 or 2:00pm. I will miss her greatly.

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/books/09/27/courthousehostage.book.ap/index.html

Ok, seriously...A whole bunch of people signed a petition awhile back claiming that they needed a second crosswalk on Belmont Boulevard because the cars were always going too fast around the bend. If you wanted a crosswalk, and they did put one in, then USE IT! At least 50% of the time I drive down Belmont, there are pedestrians aimlessly wandering across the street. Did no one ever teach them to look both ways first? I should not be expected to have to stop my car in the middle of the street because someone did not look before walking. As far as I know, if you hit a pedestrian with your car, it is always your fault. This especially disturbs me because I had a drunken woman walk out in front of my car down Music Row one night. She was behind a car on the sidewalk (ie I could not see her) and then without looking she walked out in front of my car. I had to swerve to miss her, and yes, I was going the speed limit. How about instead of everyone bitching about how people drive, how about we bitch about the fact that people have forgotten to pay attention. They just assume no one will hit them, no matter what they do. Because if someone does hit them, such as if I had hit the woman that stepped in front of my car without looking first, it would be the driver's fault. Also, it is not an excuse if you are on your cell phone. You can still look where you are going, and talk on the phone. If you can't, then get a headset. This is ridiculous.

Learn to walk!

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I recently read Kurt Vonnegut's latest book, A Man Without A Country, and I thought I would share my favorite quotes from it. It is a fabulous book by the way.

“I think that novels that leave out technology misrepresent life as badly as Victorians misrepresent life by leaving out sex.”

“One of the most impressive ways to tell your war story is to refuse to tell it.”

“If you want to really hurt your parents, and you don’t have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts.”

“I don’t know about you, but I practice a disorganized religion. We call ourselves ‘Our Lady of Perpetual Astonishment.’”

“The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.”

“We are all addicts of fossil fuels in a state of denial. And like so many addicts about to face cold turkey, our leaders are now committing violent crimes to get what little is left of what we’re hooked on.”

“We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.”

“Bill Gates says, ‘Wait till you can see what your computer can become.’ But it is you who should be doing the becoming, not the damn fool computer.”

“The only proof he needed for the existence of God was music.”

“…I don’t think people give a damn whether the planet goes on or not. It seems to me as if everyone is living as members of Alcoholics Anonymous do, day by day.”

“…do you know why I think George W. Bush is so pissed off at Arabs? They brought us Algebra.”

“If you actually are an educated, thinking person, you will not be welcome in Washington, D.C.”

“Life is no way to treat an animal, not even a mouse.”

“Our President is a Christian? So was Adolf Hitler.”

“Doesn’t anything socialistic make you want to throw up? Like great public schools or health insurance for all?”
“I have one reality show that would make your hair stand on end: C-Students from Yale.”

“Only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president.”

“What is it, what can it possibly be about blow jobs and golf?”

“…it is time we thanked God that we are in a country where even the poor people are overweight. But the Bush diet could change that.”

“The good Earth - we could have saved it, but we were too damn cheap and lazy.”

“Rules only take us so far, even good rules.”

I might only post on this new site now so add this to your list of places to check.

http://opheria.blogspot.com

For anyone who is interested:

I am spinning records(Breaks & House) at Kung Fu coffee tomorrow (Thursday, May 12th) at 10pm. I am playing for one hour, and I believe the cover (if there is one) is $3. So, please come and see me play!

Although this was back in February, these are the pictures of me and Quentin Tarantino.

American Cities That Best Fit You:

70% San Francisco

65% Los Angeles

65% Washington, DC

60% Honolulu

55% Atlanta

Roads. Don't drive on them.

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Don't bother downloading the demo of "JFK Reloaded." I did, and this is what happens. It shows you at the window(not very good graphics) and it shows the JFK's car coming down the street, and as soon as you shoot, a message appears that says "press esc to buy the full game". This is ALL that happens. If you ask me, this is a really stupid idea for a game anyway.

Ok, since when did Quizilla turn into "everyone write their crappy romance stories"? I go to look at the highest rated quizzes and almost every single one of them is a freaking romance novella. The only questions in between being, "i like this", "this sucks", or "you're spectacular!" Or something like that. Very strange.

My lj wedding by chynafox
username
age
city
you will marry	lalenalefay
flower girl	oddball79
best man	jonnyx
bridesmaid	evildagmar
you will have your last fling with	comorbid
registrar	liquidrunning
secretly wants to marry you themself	nicomaureen
date of the wedding	March 5, 2046
number of times you do it on your wedding night	11
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